from JoVersify, ECullenitis

So, I tried to hire an Edward Cullen look-a-like to invite himself in to your house, with strict instructions that he "raid your refrigerator for OJ, and then shirtlessly & shamelessly drink it from the carton" while giving you a lap dance... but you'd be surprised at how fast those EC's book up! Jeez! Ridiculous, I tell ya. (Okay, I confess, I hired him, then gave him my address...hehe. What? I couldn't help myself! Psh, you didn't miss anything. He looked nothing like EC, and he drank all my orange Gatorade. The idiot.)

Sooo, it looks like I'll have to settle for giving you a "HAPPY BIRTHDAY!", a big virtual wet one (right on the lips) *smooch!*, and telling you how much you mean to me... to all of us.

Thank you, Kassiah, for helping to make and keep this fandom one of the greatest and most positive places to be. In a time when cyber-bullying and online dramatics run rampant and have a tendency to spread like wildfire and scare people off, your loyal and hardworking presence helps keep this fandom a fun and constructive place to spend our time. I have never known anything but kindness and love and optimism from you, and while I sat and thought about writing this to you, I realized what a truly rare quality you possess... boundless positivism. You're like straight, unfiltered sunshine, girl. Keep doing what you do. We so love and appreciate your hard work and awesome spirit. It's inspiring. It's infectious. And I love you for it! We all do!

♥ ♥ ♥ HAPPY BIRTHDAY! ♥ ♥ ♥

Much Love, Jo!
(JoVersify. ECullenitis)